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Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled
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Christmas Party
There will be a CHRISTMAS PARTY on THURSDAY, Dec. 13 at John McLean's house, 6 - 11. The cost is $10/person. Each member is requested to bring one pot luck dish or one appetizer, plus your own drinks.
If you want to go but missed the sign-up, contact our Social Chairman, Dick, at(226-4217 or astoriaz2@msn.com). Smoked turkey and prime rib will be served. Dr. John says that any potential members, esp. those who have been quests, can come to the party as well. He also tells me "I will have some lovely surprise entertainment for everyone". Hmmmmmm. Remember: a-g brings veggies h-m-rice/potatoes or an appetizer n-t brings salad or appetizer w-z brings desserts or appetizers and YOU bring your own drinks
So far, I'm told, there are 71 persons signed up to attend.
Here are two links to John's house, one closer up than the other:
Link ONE (click on it)
Link TWO (click on it)
John McLean
4248 Eagle Lake South
Fort Collins Co. 80524.
Phone # 472-5597.
Cell 970-218-5676
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: 'Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!'
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OK ~ I don't remember exactly what this award is named.
All I know is that Gary Ross is now "it". (As in tag, you're . . . . ) |
Ronny Bush reminded us about his double knee replacement of 3 1/2 months ago. He told us on Friday that last Saturday he skied at Copper!
Ed Caffrey bragged that he saw and greeted his old friend, Frank Abalone, at a recent show at the Lincoln Center. (Better known to us as Frankie Avalon)
Ken Borrett DIDN'T brag on Nebraska. He DID, however, have a brag on his son, Jack. The diminutive lad was recently promoted and transferred to Springfield. His new store is twice as large as his old one (where he set sales record after sales record), and we all know he will do great things!
There WILL be a Board meeting on December 10th at Chris MacDonald's place, North American Title, at 5:30.
John Clagett "coupled" a $5 brag and an announcement. He had a brag as well as thanks for everyone who helped support beer sales this year. 20 people turned out for the Wyo game last week. We earned $1,350 + $600 in tips!
Dave Armstrong told us that there were many names left from Bob Reed's Christmas list. For the newer members who are unaware of this program: Bob has been administering a Christmas gift program for the less fortunate children in town for over 40 years (!!). Every year, he puts together a list of names of kids that would not otherwise had much of a Christmas, and passes it out to us. If you want, you can take one or many names. All that's asked is that you buy at least one toy and one gift item for the child.
This year, if at all possible, please drop off your gifts at Bob's drugstore, Poudre Rexall, by the hospital. They should be wrapped, with the child's name on the outside. The sooner Bob can get these gifts, the easier it is for him, but wait absolutely no later than the 10th of December.
Several jokes were told involving stories from Juan and Ahmal, to Carol's panties, to a Scotsman's friend . . . Be glad you weren't there!
Dick Ziporlin tells us that he has hats, shirts, and jackets in. If you ordered one, pick it up. The club has paid for these items already, so don't wait. The money can always be used.
Our condolences go out to Bob Reed after the recent death of his son, Ken. A private memorial was held, I'm told.
Our condolences also go out to one of our newer members, Mike Radcliff, whose mom, Georgia, recently passed away. In lieu of flowers, Georgia’s family requests that donations be made to the Rocky Mountain High School Lobo Way Scholarship Fund,
c/o Allnutt Funeral Chapel.
John K Sez: The Club had a good day with beer sale gratuities (at the Georgia Southern game). With so few students, the total beer sales were just over $5,000. In looking at the student crowd, I more guess that there were no more than 1500 people on the student side. However, we collected $630.66, with everyone now becoming well practiced in asking for the order. The "cooler" stand collected $216.11 and the "training table" stand gathered $414.55.

Timmy strikes again!
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Dick Ziporlin was next "it" for his joke about
a Scotsman who woke up after a heavy night of drinking with an "under kilt body part"
decorated with a blue ribbon. I'm
not sure the award "stuck" though, so watch out! You may be next!
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"Merry Christmas, My Friend"
By Lance Corporal James M. Schmidt
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone.
I had come down the chimney, with presents to give,
And to see just who in this home did live.
As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.
No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand,
On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land.
With medals and badges, awards of all kind,
A sobering thought soon came to my mind.
For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen,
This was the home of a U.S. Marine.
I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more,
So I walked down the hall and pushed open the door.
And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone,
Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home.
He seemed so gentle, his face so serene,
Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine.
Was this the hero, of whom I'd just read,
Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed?
His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan,
I soon understood, this was more than a man.
For I realized the families that I saw that night,
Owed their lives to these men, who were willing to fight.
Soon around the Nation, the children would play,
And grown-ups would celebrate on a bright Christmas day.
They all enjoyed freedom, each month and all year,
Because of Marines like this one lying here.
I couldn't help wonder how many lay alone,
On a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home.
Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees and I started to cry.
He must have awoken, for I heard a rough voice,
"Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice.
I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more,
My life is my God, my country, my Corps."
With that he rolled over, drifted off into sleep,
I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.
I watched him for hours, so silent and still,
I noticed he shivered from the cold night's chill.
So I took off my jacket, the one made of red,
And covered this Marine from his toes to his head.
Then I put on his T-shirt of scarlet and gold,
With eagle, globe and anchor emblazoned so bold.
Although it barely fit me, I began to swell with pride,
And for one shining moment, I was Marine Corps deep inside.
I didn't want to leave him so quiet in the night,
This guardian of honor so willing to fight.
But half asleep he rolled over, and in a voice clean and pure,
Said "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas Day, all's secure."
One look at my watch and I knew he was right,
Merry Christmas, my friend, Semper Fi and goodnight.
James M. Schmidt wrote this poem back in 1986 while a Lance Corporal stationed in Washington, D.C., serving as Battalion Counter Sniper at the Marine Barracks 8th & I under Commandant P.X. Kelly and Battalion Commander D.J. Myers [in 1986]. Schmidt's original version, entitled "Merry Christmas, My Friend," was published in Leatherneck (Magazine of the Marines) in December 1991
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The Greatest Hacker Of All Time?
The question comes up from time to time, who's the greatest hacker ever? Well, there's a lot of different opinions on this. Some say Steve Wozniak of Apple II fame. Maybe Andy Hertzfeld of the Mac operating system...Richard Stallman, say others, of MIT. Yet at such times when I mention who I think the greatest hacker is, everyone agrees (provided they know of him), and there's no further argument. So, let me introduce you to him, and his greatest hack. I'll warn you right up front that it's mind numbing. By the way, everything I'm going to tell you is true and verifiable down at your local library, or on the internet. Don't worry; we're not heading off into a Shirley MacLaine UFO-land story. Just some classy electrical engineering . . . . . Editors Note: This is fascinating!
Click HERE to read further
If you enjoyed reading about the "Forgotten Father of Technology," above,
Click HERE for more Be prepared to spend some time reading and following links, 'cause this guy is amazing!
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Looks like we're about to have a new member, Nate Irwin. Nate is a local chiropractor. More when it's official. |
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I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. |
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Christmas Party
There will be a CHRISTMAS PARTY on THURSDAY, Dec. 13 at John McLean's house from 6 to 11pm. The cost is $10 each which includes the main entrée only, as each member is requested to bring one pot luck dish or one appetizer, plus your own drinks. A sign-up sheet will be passed around for a meeting or two. If you want to go but miss the sign-up, contact Dick at(226-4217 or astoriaz2@msn.com) soon. Dick needs to have an accurate count for the caterer. Contact him soon if you plan to go. The entrée will be smoked turkey and prime rib, and we will have someone to clean up afterwards. BEER BASH On the Beer Bash and fellowship happy hour, Pitcher's sports bar will be the place we will do this. Each 3rd Friday of the month, from 5-7 we will meet, and the prices are excellent. People that don't drink should not hesitate to come and drink soft drinks as the fellowship is the important thing. There is also free pool, and possibly a discount on snacks in the future. The happy hour prices of beer is 2.00 and house micro-brews- 3.00. We will have the first one next Friday, the 16th, but nothing in December due to all what's going on.
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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!
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Our next flag day will be
Martin Luther King Day |
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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